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Pregnancy Quotes
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A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.
-- Mary Mason

A grand adventure is about to begin.
-- Winnie the Pooh

A great joy is coming.
-- Author Unknown

A mother's joy begins when new life is stirring inside... when a tiny heartbeat is heard for the very first time, and a playful kick reminds her that she is never alone.
-- Author Unknown

All the time we wondered and wondered, who is this person coming/growing/turning/floating/swimming deep, deep inside.
-- Crescent Dragonwagon

Before you were born I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart.
-- Mandy Harrison

Before you were conceived I wanted you
Before you were born I loved you
Before you were here an hour I would die for you
This is the miracle of Mother's Love.
-- Maureen Hawkins

Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.
-- Carrie Fisher

Feeling fat last nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
-- Nikki Dalton

I begin to love this creature,
and to anticipate her birth
as a fresh twist to a knot,
which I do not wish to untie.
-- Mary Wollstonecraft

I gained 80 pounds for my pregnancy so this is like my coming out party.
-- Cindy Margolis

Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.
-- E.B. White, Charlotte's Web

Life is magic, the way nature works seems to be quite magical.
-- Jonas Salk

Making a decision to have a child--it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
-- Elizabeth Stone

My family and friends and Rene and the pregnancy fulfilled me with so much love.
-- Celine Dion

Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.
-- Ruth Morgan

The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
-- Jill Churchill

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
-- Irena Chalmers

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
-- Joyce Armor

What's that on the telly?
It's an angel sent from God...
Growing in my belly...
Like a sweet pea in a pod!
-- Melissa Hatcher

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.  ~Lawrence Housman


If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.  ~Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983


I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.  ~Sherry Glaser


A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.  ~Cathy Crimmins


Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.  ~Rita Rudner


Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.  ~Joyce Armor


There are three reasons for breast-feeding:  the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.  ~Irena Chalmers


A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman,
Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
~Benjamin Franklin


You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.  ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"


Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.  She must be found and stopped.  ~Sam Levenson


Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.  ~Arabic Proverb


People are giving birth underwater now.  They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.  ~Elayne Boosler


God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.  ~Martin H. Fischer


Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.  ~Carrie Latet


By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.  ~Phyllis Diller


Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.  ~Jim Cole


It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.  ~Voltaire


Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.  ~Erma Bombeck


Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.  ~Maureen Murphy


If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.  ~Barbara Ehrenreich

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